First Cup-o-Tea [AUDIO - Backdated to March 25th]

[hatters_fist]

We need help...violet haired broad and I are injured. She's drugged with something, not a fucking clue what...I don't think I can walk.

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[idkmybffhatter.livejournal.com]

You're--...

Dammit Hatter.

Stay right where you are, I'm coming.

[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

Purple haired br--... ... ...

JINX?!

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

Alice...jus' stay there...I...I don' want you here in case March comes back...

...yeah tha'....tha' might be her.

[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

She's not going alone. Jinx is my friend, and I've been looking for her. I can fight if it comes down to it.

But Ahime you're still-- MMF!

Shh, Ari.

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

Alice jus'...listen, he said he...he won't leave you alone so long as it can hurt me. So I want you to stay where you are...please?

[coughs, hacking up more blood]

Fuck...ooooow...

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[idkmybffhatter.livejournal.com]

I'm not leaving you! I've already done that enough times!

P-perhaps you should listen to him, Alice...

[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

Mng, the last thing they need is a lover's quarrel right in the middle of all this Hey, dude. Uhm. Hatter, sorry. Think you can at least walk part of the way on your own, or with some help? I can carry Jinx on my back, if you're really that damn determined to keep your girlfriend away...

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

Ugggh... Stand up again...sure, why not. My legs are mostly fine...just a bullet in my thigh, I can deal with that...

[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

I've got a first aid kit. I'm no doctor but I am first aid certified, so if nothing else I can patch you up before we get to the hospital.

It's not going to help anyone, you and Jinx least of all, if you two are arguing the whole way home. I'm sure your girl means well and it just worried about you, but I'd rather not have the distraction if freak job is still around. I do not need another knife in my chest, thanks.

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

Yeah...a patch up isn't going to cut it love. Got any morphine in that kit? That might do the trick...

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[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

Yes, as a matter of fact it does. The longer we stand-- sit around gabbing about this the more chance there is of your little friend making a grand re-entrance.

You going to stay put, lady?

[idkmybffhatter.livejournal.com]

[grumbling]

Yes. I'll meet you at the hospital...

Ah, good girl, Alice. I'll take care of her! That's a promise!

[she's just going to continue to grumble until the comm cuts out]

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

[sighs]

Alright...I'm...jus'...jus' going to put my head down then...and pretend it isn't throbbing.

[warriortigra.livejournal.com]

Just be glad you're still breathing, and that it's not through a nice new hole in your lungs. I'll be there in five.

[hatters-fist.livejournal.com]

Thanks...

[Transmission ends]

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Violet haired broad...?

Wait, that's--

JINX!?

What happened?!